You’re No One If You’re Not On Twitter – the Twitter song
The Twitter song is getting some serious airplay around the world. ;o) This is where I’m tracking audio, video, blog sightings and relevant articles. UPDATE Check out the new Twitter song t-shirt!
The Video
UPDATE (a few people have requested a MOV download of the video. Here it is: The Twitter song video (640×480 MOV) ;o)
The new Twitter song t-shirt
If you can handle being ridiculously cool, check out the new super-geek-chic Twit-tastic social-media-trendoid Twitter song t-shirt! I was so excited, I bought two! There’s one for the ladies too…
Twitter song links
- The original song post on the 50/90 site
- Download the MP3
- The French translation of the song
- The original tweet
- 15/09/08: YouTube tweeted the song, then featured it on the front page, sending about 13,000 views my way in a few hours, and spawning the kind of comedy genius that only ever occurs spontaneously in YouTube comments.
My articles
Lyrics
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter And if you aren’t there already you’ve missed it If you haven’t been bookmarked, retweeted and blogged You might as well not have existed
In the old days it was all about achievements Collecting all your trophies in a shrine Then everybody came across the internet And suddenly you had to be online
A home page was all you really needed To seem like a success but not a geek As long as you updated semi-annually And checked your email once or twice a week
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Technology was moving rather quickly And the next thing you needed was a blog With intimate and detailed press releases And now and then a photo of your dog
More recently the students brought us Facebook And everybody has a hundred friends The parties in the photos look amazing They’re not so great but everyone pretends
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Now you need to publish every movement And every single thought to cross your mind I’m told the Twitterverse is full of rubbish But most of us are actually quite refined
We validate each other’s insecurities And brag about the gadgets that we’ve bought We laugh out loud at every hint of jolliness And try to self-promote without being caught
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
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